Afraid Of Hayes

Had a bit of bother there
A few years ago
Trying to be clever
At an open mic show
They threw my guitar in the road!
Said don't ever return!
But it's the Gardeners party
And I haven't seen him for days

That Glen causes trouble wherever he plays
So i won't so much as hum on the bus today
'Cos I'm afraid of Hayes
(He's afraid of Hayes)

I'm relaxed in East London and in Brixton I'm fine
I don't feel threatened late at night on the Northern Line
But it's the one thing about the 207 I'd change
'Cos I'm afraid of Hayes

I never thought I'd say this, you'll be suprised
But I'd feel a lot safer if Jet Tea drives

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