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Sat 9th June 2012 God was just reborn for the ten thousandth time this year, a flash of sparkling in a glass of water. Outside the sun has shone, the rain has fallen, the night has come. Dead people sing me awake with plastic gunshot fairy-tales. I fall in love in the shower & out while drying my hair. The towel is small, the wrong colour, altogether too thinly fibered, but I'm almost completely dry. Thirty silver bells scare the crow, the cockerel laughs, my eyes promise to smile in sympathy tomorrow, or some other day. Such bullshit, only shocked pockets and nothing besides. |
Wed 6th June 2012 Saw Vincent Joseph live in Berlin last week & he was amazing, ended on that song I posted a few weeks ago, sounded sublime, the audience busted out harmonies on the falsetto part, altogether sweet as a moose. Back in London innit, lots to be doing, also gonna catch some peeps, Winter Flowering Pansies show at the Spice on Sun 10th June, playing here & there with Eddie, mixing old tuuunes. This is my location schedule for the next few months in case anyone wants to hook up: JUNE Now: London 21st: Stockholm 24th: Berlin JULY 7th: Slovakia 12th: Dublin 15th: Isle of Wight 19th: Southampton 21st: London AUG 27th: New York |
Sat 2nd June 2012 What conduct of cunts broadcast I, who managed to tear a 50 Euro note into three completely separate pieces last night while taking it out of my pocket. |
Thu 31st May 2012 Looks like I'm gonna be away from Berlin for quite some time from July 1st, so I'm gonna move out & all sorts. Fuckin' love my room here, decorated to my sincerest specifications at the close of last Summer, but moving on as always. Could be back here for the winter, but seems unlikely, bigger fish to fry are afoot. Fishfeet afloat. |
Tue 29th May 2012 This themed week concept worked out a lot better when I had 5 seconds to think of ideas for it. A lot of loose ends, right? Well I made it through those 10 days & 2 cities with only that foreign money to my name, converting it through 3 different currencies along the way, and I finally plucked up the nerve (drunk, admittedly) to take that (stolen) bike out on the town, it was pretty dangerous in that state to be honest, I've never ridden a bike in a city before & I was off my bananas at the time. Back on the bananas now, don u worry bout dat. Won't go eating plants in all day nightclubs again anytime soon. Did I ever tell you about my Chinese girlfriend? She doesn't really exist all that much, but she loves me terribly & each night before I sleep I hear her voice, sweet thing: "Aww, come China". One day, my love. |
Tue 29th May 2012 I do apologise for shortage of updates recently. Like the fallen Balrog in Lord of The Rings, the red wine spilt on my macbook had a last gasp revenge attack & now it's painfully difficult to type. I look like a right 'tard bashing away at the keys in this cafe, Frodo would be well frustrated. This feels like the weirdest year of my life. Fuck only knows how many flights I've taken so far, and how many unfamiliar places I've woken up in, but more than that - I'm so free from structure that I'm formless, without a reference point; it's difficult to enjoy an noncontextual happiness, and it's not due to end anytime soon. Back to London AGAIN next week to make an acoustic JEEPS record, then Isle Of Wight to see Jet Tea with a stop off in Southampton to stir the cauldron with Scarlet Soho. Then Stockholm, then Berlin, then Slovakia, then Berlin, London & then back to the States. Still can't get used to this, but still it's happiness, I shan't forget it's opposite. |
Sun 27th May 2012 Lots happening, but all I can say for now is that the old material will be available from around 15th June instead of 1st, few alterations I wanna make to the mixes before mastering, and there's artwork to consider etc. Been trying to play some Bigott songs but having a time working out the lyrics.. sounds like he's saying: Baby bear was growing up a cow Marilyn was walking down the street with you Finally she knowww And Errol Flynn was playing cool piano song I want to see you in my very cool single wedding, ohh! Baby bear was screaming on the wall My plant is croaking from the topmost rope All the bitches are laughing at me Dancing in dresses by the altar light Anyway, while I'm on about Bigott, looking forward to this: |
Tue 22nd May 2012 You will no doubt be crying in your boots to learn that my violin playing didn't make it onto the final cut of Barbeque Of Love. Spent an hour just now fretting over my broken mac only to discover in the end that the only thing not working was the mouse button. Leaving right now for Berlin, later perpetraitor x |
Sun 20th May 2012 Oddly enough, I'm utterly out of money save for 250 Danish Krone that I've had hanging around since an ill-fated trip through that land a few years ago. It's converts to about 25 pounds so I'm not in the healthiest of financial stances posed to return to Berlin this week. I've also lost my glasses in a disco dancing accident & was caught on the train without a ticket on both outward & inward journeys from the airport. On the plus side, however, I've made a whole new page & video playlist on my website for (Other) JEEPS. Chuck me a burger. |