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Sun 17th June 2012 I received an e-mail from an eminent physicist today, pointing out a few minor miscalculations in my theory of time outlined below. As it turns out, my chronoplan would render all guests at my spacehouse roof party older, with relation to the miserable young folk left behind on spaceship Earth. We'd end up spending even more of our time in this crappy era, far from skipping over it into a brighter horizon. So, basically we need a new plan. Here's my latest design: we hightail it to the fastest moving planet & set up shop there. A pancake shop in this case. Let the Earth dawdle around the solar system while we waltz gracefully past a number of times within the space of one lazy Earth year, then blammo - we land in the future with our sun shades on, looking like the cafe opposite a vintage store with a closing down sale in full swing, hip as fuckery & ruling bananas left right & centre, how about it Dr. Hedgeworth, does that work for ya? In other news, I'm in the studio tomorrow getting the first ever England & The April tracks mastered, and maybe more.. you luk'y, lu'ky peepowl. |
Sun 17th June 2012 This is bloody exciting innit, me & you like this, bombing it around the sun at 60,000 mph odd, and a fine old day it is down on the ranch an all mate. The moon's doing a mighty fine job of keeping up with us, brave soul, how does he manage to do that & cavort all around us at the same time? Clever sausage. Which has me thinking about all this time travel business. People are always banging on about going real fast & spinning backwards in time, 'cos clocks go slower when you're caning it relative to stationary babies on the ground, but what if we build some house in space that stays still, and let the Earth fuck right off round the sun at silly speeds; yea, send them muthas off to wallow through this dusty & dismal, disused decade, and all we gotta do is sit up there eating pancakes for a year & plop back down when that train pulls into the station & we get to see the future right? Even if it doesn't work, at the very least we'll still have gone one year into the future. Nevermind making a rocketship that goes fast enough to go back in time, let this globe do the donkey work, recklessly dashing about the place as it does best, and we can sit atop the roof of my new abode & have a Drink To The Future which is way cooler anyway, hoverboards & shit, w-w-w-wickedness, can't wait. |
Sat 16th June 2012 |
Thu 14th June 2012 Unofficial Insult My Readers Week is proving to be a resounding success, as is reading old e-mails to remind myself that you deserve it. "I used to bring you sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring you down." |
Thu 14th June 2012 Same old story, Billy Corgan releases a new album & the world either goes "best pumpkins album since Mellon Collie" or "he's done nothing good since Mellon Collie" & what I wanna know is, how many of these cunts actually listened to stuff like Machina II, cos record sales & web stats would indicate the answer is hardly any of you pricks. Do these people realise that they're huge fans of strictly commercial stuff that was released under huge pressure to sell records & get played on MTV, and ignore projects like Machina II which was pure integrity of sound & concept? And it's FREE? I'm not saying you have to like it, but Jesus, listen at least, this was brave, honest, modern pop IMHOYC: Likewise, did you actually listen to recent Weezer albums or just take your mates word for it that they're shit now? Oh you listened to one track & judged the last 4 albums by that? There are some wildly disparate ideas in there. "When is he going to start delving?" I asked myself. Meanwhile, is this just another blog thinly disguising a rant about how much better I am than everybody else? Certainly looks that way from here. And granted, the new Pumpkins album is a bit shit innit. |
Wed 13th June 2012 Love in thy youth, fair maid; be wise, Old Time will make thee colder, And though each morning new arise Yet we each day grow older. Thou as heaven art fair and young, Thine eyes like twin stars shining: But ere another day be sprung, All these will be declining. Then winter comes with all his fears And all thy sweets shall borrow; Too late then wilt thou shower thy tears, And I too late shall sorrow. Anon. One does well to stay anonymous when writing so honestly about such a tragedy. |
Tue 12th June 2012 Everything in these videos is played live. And I haven't even changed my clothes yet, that's right, FUCK you: |
Tue 12th June 2012 |
Mon 11th June 2012 Haha, man. Why is it unfinished? week anyway? Nooo idea, but certainly many things remain incomplete. Fixing up, still on schedule for this months releases, not long now. Getting well into this footie tournament I must confess, so many loyalties as usual. |
Sun 10th June 2012 The phrase 'Fuck you' is so misunderstood. People too often take it for a form of abuse, and don't understand its meaning within the context of an exchange. It is in fact always used as a reaction against something truly abusive & usually personal, as a way of raising to the surface the true aggressors intent to harm & saying, in response: 'Actually, my dear Sir/Madam, I don't take kindly to your abuse anymore, and therefore you can go fuck yourself because I'm not gonna sit around being undermined/belittled/passively aggravated by you anymore, I'm outta here & I don't give a fuck what you think because clearly you're a cunt.' IT IS NOT AN INSULT IN ITSELF, IT'S OPENLY & HONESTLY STATING HOW ANGRY SOMEBODY MADE YOU & REMOVING ONESELF FROM THE LINE OF FIRE. Likewise, calling someone a cunt is just saying 'You have intentionally hurt me or somebody else who didn't deserve such treatment at your cold & callous hands.' That's what the word means. It's so fucking obvious, when will the world learn that swearing at someone is just about the most honest, impersonal & un-offensive way to react to nasty comments? I would go as far as to say that it's a way of refusing to sink to their level by avoiding saying something personal in return. Some dumb bitch, without knowing a thing about the facts, can say about me that I've no respect for women & when I call her a stupid cunt then I'm the bad guy? Think about it, what is truly offensive there? A naughty word? Grow up you fucking shit stabbing pricks. PS. A message for all you feminist faggots, don't give me this shit about the word cunt meaning a reference to vaginas therefore calling a woman one implies her only use is as a sexual object, everyone knows that cunt means someone who is being unnecessarily cruel, you need to get your head out of your big fat ass & judge people by their intentions & not by what your carbuncled old dictionary dictates. Use yer loaf. |
Sat 9th June 2012 Incomplete? Week. |